Tuesday, May 20, 2008

16 Ways To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity

(My sister sent this to me.. Thanks Liz! lol)

1. At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on & point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down.

2. Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice.

3. Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that.

4. Put decaf in the coffeemaker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso.

5. In the memo field of all your checks, write 'for marijuana'.

6. Finish all your sentences with, 'In accordance with the Prophecy'.

7. Skip down the hall rather than walk & see how many looks you get.

8. Order a diet water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.

9. Specify that your drive-through order is 'to go'.

10. Sing along at the opera.

11. Put mosquito netting around your work area & play tropical sounds all day.

12. Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't attend their party because you have a headache.

13. When the money comes out of the ATM, scream, 'I won! I won!!'

14. When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot, yelling, 'Run for your lives! They're loose!'

15. Tell your children over dinner, 'Due to the economy, we're going to have to let one of you go.'

16. And the final way to keep a healthy level of insanity:

Send this to someone to make them smile! (It's called ..'therapy'.)

1 comment:

Jonathan Dear said...

Thanks for the great laugh... Im totally doing all of these!!